DOT: My child wakes up in the night crying Save! Save! DASH: Is he reading the News from Copenhagen??

DOT: CIA gets the key to Eu Bank accounts to unearth terror funds. How’s that? DASH: Can I get the key to Bank accounts in India to mine the Black Money!!

DOT: Rahul Gandhi says had a Gandhi been at the helm, Babri would have been intact. What’s your take? DASH: Would that Gandhi have also brought down poor Shabri’s loss at 90% leakage of anti-poverty fund spending of the Government?

DOT: The government may provide for quotas for Muslims.. says the news  report….. DASH: Let’s declare then that the constitution stands annulled!

DOT: Laxmi Mittal got pound one billion for emitting less carbon. Any advice? DASH: How about distributing a billion bicycles and earning some more credit??