DOT: I am a Muslim. I have merit. I can be the PM says the constitution of India. Why did the Citizen doubt? DASH: I know it. High on conflict low on constitution.

DOT: My original standard bullet-proof jacket is missing. Any suggestions? DASH: Did you check the chest of the CM?

DOT: As the chief minister, my priority now is to build a 200 storey Tower, the tallest in the World, in Mumbai. HOWZZAT? DASH: Thats not fair! You never told me you have finished with the transport, water, power, & price rise  problems once and for all !!

DOT: Obama accepts Nobel for Peace saying war is necessary!  I am confused. DASH: Read Bhagwat Geeta Oh Partha!!